Joke Of The Day.
Ted and Bill are fishing when Bill pulls out a cigarette.
´ "Ah damn," says Bill. "I forgot my lighter. Do you have one?"
"Certainly!" says Ted, as he pulls out a 10-inch BIC lighter from his jacket pocket.
"Holy smokes!" says Bill. "Where the heck did you get a 10-inch BIC lighter?
Ted shifts around nervously to ensure no one else is near their boat on the lake. He leans in and softly says, "I found this lamp in the forest the other day." He then pulls out the lamp from his other jacket pocket. "There's a genie living in it. He's a bit hard of hearing, but he can grant anyone one wish, and one wish only."
Bill's eyes light up in excitement, thinking about all of the things he could wish for at that very moment, and they'd be instantly granted. "Oh man, can I make a wish now?"
Ted starts rubbing the lamp, and out comes the genie!
"Your wish is my command," says the genie.
Bill thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh great, powerful genie, please give me 10 million bucks!"
The genie rubs his hands together, flails them into the air, and suddenly, 10 million ducks fly out of the water all around the boat.
"Wait, I said BUCKS not DUCKS!" Bill exclaimed in disappointment. 'Jeez, you were right. He really IS hard of hearing."
"Yeah, I know," said Ted. "You actually thought I asked for a 10-inch BIC?" ´
Joke Of The Day.
Ted and Bill are fishing when Bill pulls out a cigarette.
´ "Ah damn," says Bill. "I forgot my lighter. Do you have one?"
"Certainly!" says Ted, as he pulls out a 10-inch BIC lighter from his jacket pocket.
"Holy smokes!" says Bill. "Where the heck did you get a 10-inch BIC lighter?
Ted shifts around nervously to ensure no one else is near their boat on the lake. He leans in and softly says, "I found this lamp in the forest the other day." He then pulls out the lamp from his other jacket pocket. "There's a genie living in it. He's a bit hard of hearing, but he can grant anyone one wish, and one wish only."
Bill's eyes light up in excitement, thinking about all of the things he could wish for at that very moment, and they'd be instantly granted. "Oh man, can I make a wish now?"
Ted starts rubbing the lamp, and out comes the genie!
"Your wish is my command," says the genie.
Bill thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh great, powerful genie, please give me 10 million bucks!"
The genie rubs his hands together, flails them into the air, and suddenly, 10 million ducks fly out of the water all around the boat.
"Wait, I said BUCKS not DUCKS!" Bill exclaimed in disappointment. 'Jeez, you were right. He really IS hard of hearing."
"Yeah, I know," said Ted. "You actually thought I asked for a 10-inch BIC?" ´
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