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Joke Of The Day.
Ted and Bill are fishing when Bill pulls out a cigarette.

´ "Ah damn," says Bill. "I forgot my lighter. Do you have one?"

"Certainly!" says Ted, as he pulls out a 10-inch BIC lighter from his jacket pocket.

"Holy smokes!" says Bill. "Where the heck did you get a 10-inch BIC lighter?

Ted shifts around nervously to ensure no one else is near their boat on the lake. He leans in and softly says, "I found this lamp in the forest the other day." He then pulls out the lamp from his other jacket pocket. "There's a genie living in it. He's a bit hard of hearing, but he can grant anyone one wish, and one wish only."

Bill's eyes light up in excitement, thinking about all of the things he could wish for at that very moment, and they'd be instantly granted. "Oh man, can I make a wish now?"

Ted starts rubbing the lamp, and out comes the genie!

"Your wish is my command," says the genie.

Bill thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh great, powerful genie, please give me 10 million bucks!"

The genie rubs his hands together, flails them into the air, and suddenly, 10 million ducks fly out of the water all around the boat.

"Wait, I said BUCKS not DUCKS!" Bill exclaimed in disappointment. 'Jeez, you were right. He really IS hard of hearing."

"Yeah, I know," said Ted. "You actually thought I asked for a 10-inch BIC?" ´

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5 Hacks To Stay Alive When You're Stranded Outside In The Cold
Hack 1: Heated Rock Bed, If you’re forced to sleep directly on the ground. Find flat, smooth rocks, heat them by a fire for an hour, bury them a few inches under the ground, then lie on top. That heat will radiate upward for hours, keeping your body warm through the night. Be careful about wet rocks / rocks near a water source, they can explode because they get water inside and basically it boils and explodes the rock.
Hack 2: Hot Water Bottles, Boil or heat up water, pour it into a sturdy water bottle, then slip it inside your clothes or sleeping bag. It’s basically a portable heater. One near your core or between your legs can keep you surprisingly warm.
Hack 3: Shared Body Heat, If you’re not alone, don’t underestimate body heat. Sleeping close together under one blanket or tarp makes a huge difference.
Hack 4: Emergency Heat Reflector, If you’ve got a fire, build a wall of logs, rocks, or even a reflective emergency blanket behind you. The wall bounces heat back instead of letting it escape, basically doubling the warmth you feel without using more fuel.
Hack 5: Candle Heat Trick, If you have a candle, place it on the ground between your legs and cover yourself with a blanket or tarp. The small flame will trap heat in that enclosed space, and the temperature inside can climb surprisingly high, giving you a pocket of warmth in freezing conditions.
These aren’t just theory — they’re real hacks, they were and are used by cowboys, outdoorsmen, and survivalists. Try them out before you need them, so you’ll know what works best. Because in a survival situation, the cold can take you faster than dehydration and starvation.

Lay Me Down In The Cold Cold, Ground.